by Bananasalady October 22, 2015
When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.
Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
by Young Skeezy June 06, 2020
When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.
by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013
NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
by Baron Von Berpinfartz October 29, 2013
Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!
by Le Carlton May 21, 2018
1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
by Martin Stekelenberg January 23, 2011
An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018