weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 9, 2016

Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

by 1ob December 19, 2017

dry willy

when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy.

jennys asleep... lets give her the old dry willy. then we can bitchslap that ho

by click January 18, 2003

Free Willy, the

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.

When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

Willy Wuffter

A gaylord who enjoys male copulation on a daily basis. Cockney rhyming slang for "Puffter." See tom b

"Man, my ass hurts."
"What're you, a willy wufter?"
"Yeah, I loooovee the cock."
"...Faggot"

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Willy Wonker

1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

2) Male genitalia.

1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"

Hector: "What?"

Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Hector: "KK"

2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"

by interesting45 May 16, 2010