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Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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Under Bacon

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012
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Under Privileged

Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with?

Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
by KnowItAll1979 September 11, 2023
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under god modding

Under god modding, is a one of a kind really it's someone who god mods, and a new type of form, mainly by coming up with utter "bullshit", on the spot with roleplaying {EX} and as you can tell within the EX, the line of "My character, my rules", is the bullshit part about it, as 'Person A', stated "Didn't you say he couldn't run very fast?" right after 'Person B', said "My character is actually able to run at INF speed", not only is running that fast god modding, but it adds to the bullshit
Person A: Attacks person B, with a fast attack
Person B: OK out of roleplay my character is actually able to run at INF speed
Person A: But, didn't you say he couldn't run very fast before?
Person B: My character my rules, on their powers
Person A: Wow, "under god modding" much?
by SwappedWorlds February 2, 2020
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under the stars (band)

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga
by guitarguy93 January 2, 2012
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Under Tongue

The fatty tongue under your real tongue. If you have a "fatty mouth" you most likely have an Under Tongue.
Mouths with under tongue are usually better when giving oral.
My girl has an Under Tongue so you know that head is on point.
by StefVonE December 1, 2022
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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
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