The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!
Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
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To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".
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The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragon and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.
by JDW May 2, 2005
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Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
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Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty uncle steve. I put a sharpy infront of my girls face while she was on the computer and I T Bagged her.
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