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Uncle Ted

The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!

Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
by - Campbell - June 17, 2011
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uncle

-verb to uncle (used with object)
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".
Raul plans to uncle boys at the YMCA.
by jakob23 June 3, 2011
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uncle sam

The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragon and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.
The uncle sam is my favourite patriotic theme sex move, even if it does turn her tongue blue.
by JDW May 2, 2005
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Uncle Bruce

A closeted gay man who betrays his own people.

Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and the recognition of "Bruce" as a stereotypically gay name.
A gay senator who votes against gay marriage rights is one example of an Uncle Bruce.
by ShakeGentlyServeChilled March 20, 2008
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Uncle Eddie

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".
Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!
by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008
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Uncle Jack

The most amazing dumpster diver/ garbage picker/ garbage sorter/ trash hoarder in the world. He dwells in he Big Blue Box in Thunder Bay. Uncle Jack enjoys spending time with his family (Jacob Hoggard, Dave Rosin, Chris Crippin, Tommy Mac) and taking long, romantic strolls through the landfill at sunset.
Uncle Jack, what are you looking for in the big blue box?
by Uncle Jack May 24, 2012
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nasty uncle steve

When you put something in front of someones face like a knife or marker making them lean back, then when they lean back you T Bag them in the face.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty uncle steve. I put a sharpy infront of my girls face while she was on the computer and I T Bagged her.
by Parker Hinthorne June 16, 2008
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