Trump

(verb) To bolster one's own opinion by making unsubstantiated claims and and labeling contradictory information as false.

The politician's Trump of climate change helped open the wildlife preserve to oil drilling.

by monkey3029a December 24, 2018

Trump dick syndrome

When you're packing 2 inch heat and gotta pay a hooker to even touch it

A surprising number of racist suffer from Trump dick syndrome it's no wonder they hate Obama.

by Dysssmr September 17, 2019

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Trumble

The state of being in trouble of your own making, well beyond your ability to remedy the situation.

"You pulled the fire alarm for a prank? Oh, you're in trumble now!"

by Turdwater McGurk May 4, 2017

mexican trump

Trump but mexican

MEXICAN TRUMP!!!

by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

trump

A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.

Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?

by aureliuspm October 5, 2017

Trump Lost

Trump didn’t win.

Joe Biden won and Donald Trump lost. DEAL WITH IT.

by BuilderBuilder123 December 17, 2020