One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.
Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
by Oldschool22 January 04, 2012
Derogatory term for a baby.
by DCmikedc November 04, 2007
1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.
2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick
2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
by J. Barrt July 29, 2006
Nickname for Karl Rove (that overweight Sith lord that advises W) coined by George Bush; it was leaked to the media which caused some embarrassment to Rove.
Turd Flower might be the most brilliant political strategist in US history, but he is also a pasty, overweight criminal.
by asdfw June 13, 2006
When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
by Anthony Crane January 26, 2008
by Pistonthighs January 06, 2011