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Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.
Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.
Related Words

vertical tuna sub 

Man, I had a vertical tuna sub last night. Delicious!

collard greens and tuna 

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."

Emp O Tuna 

A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.

When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"

Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!

Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.

A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.

If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
Tuna: AFDFFDEEJ:LK:HFHGHGH!
Emp O Tuna by Styffy April 7, 2004

beef-tuna 

beef tuna is jizz as the man is the beef and the lady tuna when they jizz this is the beef tuna
beef-tuna iz the juices of love
beef-tuna by breamo September 16, 2009

A nut for a jar of tuna 

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.
Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!