phalopian tube

is a part of female uterus in which a tube runs along the inside up into the body

you stupid phalopian tube

by Bradly Peterson May 13, 2005

tuberculosis

pernounce tuber colosis a sickess that invoves coughing ur ass of to the point that you die

i caught tuberculosis from a very hot girl named kayla

by giant fetus August 31, 2006

Noob Tube

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.

aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!

spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.

by Wes G. December 26, 2005

tube tied

When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"

by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006

blubber tube

someone who is extrodinarily fat.

Josh Dawson is a large blubber tube.

by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005

Jefferies Tube

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.

"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango

by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010

getting party noob tubed

When your date passes out at a party, before you hook up.

Getting party noob tubed... My friend brought a girl to a party, she passed out early due to being too drunk, therefore makng her a "noob" at partying. Getting noob tubed is when someone in call of duty takes a grenade launcher and kills u with it. Only "noobs" use it and it's annoying to be killed by. So when a girl passs out early and you dont get to hook up with her... you were just party noob tubed. AKA pnt.

by subaru02wrx November 23, 2010