tuber 

A low-class member of the internet comment brigade. Derived from intertube and youtube combined with the fact that many tubers seem to have roughly the intelligence and shape of a potato, this being a different kind of tuber. Tubers can generally be recognized by the fact that their comments bear little to no relevance to the subject at hand.

News article: "The Norwegian election may have been rigged."
Tuber 1: "how do i post coments?"
Tuber 2: "the REAL problem with this country is the two party system that allows for rigging!"
Tuber 3: "TELL EVERYONE THAT ASHLEY IS A TWO TIMING WHORE"

tuber by NorCur July 25, 2011

Spawn Tubed 

When you get spawn killed by a noob tube.

WTF I JUST GOT SPAWN TUBED!!!!!

Spawn Tubed by Skillen July 15, 2010

Pepper Tubesteak 

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute

Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.

Pepper Tubesteak by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007

tuberculosis

The disease resulting from infection by bacteria from the genus Mycobacteria. Primarily caused by complex-forming M.Tuberculosis or M. Bovis the disease is predominantly transmitted by respiratory secretions and suprisingly, is not very contagious. Infection by tubercule bacillus results in chronic lesion-forming in pulmonary tissues. Disease progression is long-term and lesion dissemination can be fatal.

It would appear i have bleeding lungs. What a day for tuberculosis what?. cough, cough.....

tuberculosis by chez1986 June 11, 2007

Noob Tuber 

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty

That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv

Noob Tuber by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009

tube8 

Porn site that is very similar to Redtube, and Pornhub, but better.

Best spot for porn is tube8

tube8 by rpboy119 April 1, 2010

Montague Tubesock 

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

Montague Tubesock by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008