TOSser

A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.

I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.

by Jonah C July 26, 2006

toaster streudle

someone who has a really long, thin penis.

he didnt pleasure me becuase he had a tiny toaster streudle.

by Peter Pan October 13, 2004

Totero

Slang for totally heterosexual when used to describe a situation that most would perceive as gay.

Dude 1: So me and my friend took a shower last night.
Dude 2: Well thats gay
Dude 1: No dude, it was totero.

by Cock Monger May 27, 2008

Toaster

(v) To swiftly lift something above one's head and throw it (usually down a flight of stairs).

This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.

-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."

by TangleStrut August 30, 2013

Telletubby Tetter-Totter

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.

Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.

by doughboy58 February 18, 2009

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009