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Tony Blair 

Also known as Tony Asshole Blair. He wants to evict the Queen so he can have kinky royal sex with George W(anker) Asshole Bushraider Bush because then Mr Bushy can have even more power than those stupid ignorant yanky asswipes have already stupidly given him so he can go and bomb some innocent civilians for the sheer yanky fun of it because Tony Asshole Blair isnt around to have sexy royal throne sex with him on the (ex) Queens throne.
Mr Asshole Blair: Er, er, eh-i-i-i i did what you a-a-a-sked of me oh-oh gracious holy one
Mr Asshole Bushy: He-he-he-he now bend over backwards for me or ill bomb some more innocents
Mr Asshole Blair: *bends over*
Mr Asshole Bushy: *Begins to ride Mr Blair like he has never been ridden before until he fucking bleeds!!
Tony Blair by Mizzle March 20, 2005
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A man who wishes that he had a better job. Such as a bus driver who wishes he was a pilot
Tone: alright guys everybody put your trays in the upright position, we're about to take off

Kid on bus: dude, you're a bus driver
Tone by Shawwwwtaaaayy August 31, 2010

Tony Blair 

Tony Blair by Gordon Brown April 6, 2021
Nickname for the city of San Antonio, Texas.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading out to The Tone."
The Tone by R30 October 16, 2015
ToneDef is a band founded in 2006 by Stephen, Christophe, and Chris. Later members in clude Jeremy and Matt. The name comes from jeremy's inability to sing anything in tune.

Recordings are made using a computer microphone and the TeamSpeak application. Insturments usually include only a trumpet, but multiple trumpets, improvised drums (Dr.Worm) , and bass guitars (Infected) have been used in passed songs. Usually Stephen will play trumpet as Christophe sings, with othjers filling out the parts.

ToneDef does entirely edited covers and has not written a song to date. The GUmmi Bears Theme Song was the first song ever recorded. They have also been known to do a capella songs (for the longest time) and insturmentals (Mortal Kombat. They have one music video (Captain Planet) and one slide show, both of which are posted on YouTube and can be found by searching ToneDef.

Their first CD, My Anti-Depressent, was released on June 19th included 43 tracks and over 20 different songs. 27 copies were sold.
- Why does Tonedef sound so bad?

- Because Jeremy is singing again.

- Aw man
ToneDef by SiempreMejor July 20, 2006

Tony Blair 

To grin in a sickly-looking Cheshire Cat fashion when faced with any evidence of own wrongdoing.
"Dude, stop giving me the Tony Blair and tell me why you just helped bomb that country!!!"
Tony Blair by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

Tony Blair 

Complete and utter wanker. Does not think before he speaks and never accepts any form of responsibility. If he does, he usually fucks it up (Iraq).

Usually found in papers in the form of a comic strip, this comic is usually a piss take of how he runs the country.

He banned hunting, but lets not get into that.

Has a great relationship with George Bush, similar to a dog and a tree.
"I dont mind Labour, i do mind HIM"
Tony Blair by Max Sutcliffe June 27, 2005