Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

Tim

Gore blimey is this guy fat, I mean huge, enoumous, gigantic.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.

Guy: Fuck me that Tim gay is sooo fat
Anyone: you aren't wrong he is very morbid and horny

by Mich pike December 5, 2019

Tim

Tim- pejorative name for an Irishman.

Two shitfaced Tims just got kicked out of the bar and now they're fighting each other in the street.

by Seamus603 December 18, 2019

TIMS

Typical Ignorant Male Species

Friend 1: your brother thinks IVF should be illegal

Friend 2: he is such a TIMS!

by Salsom August 3, 2019

Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019