goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Mufasa Goon

Mufasa Goon is The act of energetically masturbating while simultaneously pushing a girl off the bed and as she tries to climb back up, beating her back down with your penis. It's like a wild and energetic combo move in the bedroom

Jonh: How was your weekend?
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon

by Cmasterw February 18, 2025

Big Goon

Big Goon the act of having a big shit

I had a huge big goon after that curry last night

by VileGay September 21, 2023

goon

a word you don’t really know what means but u call ur boyfriend / girlfriend it because it’s cute and u love them

goodnight you goon

by maddy__ June 2, 2019

Flicker Gooning

The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.

After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."

by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024

Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025

Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.

"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."

by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023