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daveed

a derogatory term to express frustration over something

instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
by calculators4Life February 25, 2024
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Dave

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”
by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022
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R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years
R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.
by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025
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The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.
by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022
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Dictionary Dave

A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.
Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!
by Bumpmynucks July 21, 2022
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021
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