by Albogenius March 30, 2011

when your ass is already sweaty from physical activity and you have a really moist fart, causing the sweat to turn a sickkish greenish brown like a swamp.
by Honour de balzac January 20, 2009

When you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person's opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.
*You kissed a girl's head on a party and later on ask her if she was pissed at you*
Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"
etc.
Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"
etc.
by The one and only Aardvark King June 26, 2009

In the summer when its hot and your ass is wet from sweating you place it on someones face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Its 90 degrees out your sweating and your sleeping friend whom pissed you off earlier is about to wake up to the rank smell of ass after you give him a Swamp Donkey
by Cornealious Baxter March 2, 2008

When a man/shemale/someone with a penis, fucks a nasty swamp pussy and thus gains a swamp dick. Foul, nasty smelling, slimy, weirdly arousing.
Keegan: "Ayyyy you and that bitttcccchhhhh lastttt nighttttt."
Jonah: "Hell yea, but she must've had swamp pussy cause i got swamp dick like a motherfucker."
Keegan: "Stay away from my children, please."
Jonah: "Hell yea, but she must've had swamp pussy cause i got swamp dick like a motherfucker."
Keegan: "Stay away from my children, please."
by BillCosby6911 June 3, 2018

by radar864 April 1, 2008

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
