a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 05, 2012
Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
by St. Gregory October 25, 2013
Origin: Lutheran
CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
by kisserT September 04, 2022
A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?
Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
by Paul & Nate November 19, 2007