Tessays

A blog about cool stuff that only someone named Tessa says. Also can be essays by someone named Tessa.

You're a loser 'cuz you never read any Tessays in yo LIFE!

by Tyberia276 October 10, 2010

Toss The Candy

When one needs to stop a bully. Or when one is tossing the jizz rag away.

-Hey man! Make sure to toss the candy b4 them hoes get herrrr!
-Throw the candy and or "toss the candy" to make the bully go away

by annamarialilac November 1, 2009

toss

To throw poop off of the garage of a mall or parking garage.

Gabe: Yo Ben wanna go toss off G7?

Ben: Ya dude i have to poop so bad.

by wakaflockaflame989898 February 24, 2012

tessa

Is a fish who tastes like exspiered milk who targets people that have boyfriends/girlfrinds
End Of Story

Tessa lord is a fishy bitch who will steel any guy from u bc she is a skank

by thazaskank February 20, 2019

two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

toss

A small cash transference as just compensation to mooch off your friend (the kind of friend with limited supplies, of course). Commonly practiced by goofy suburban stoners with enough money to do that sort of thing.

Meaning similar but less formal than throw down.

Me: Aye nucca can you toke me up?
Friend: Yeh, but toss me a five dolla bill.

HOLLAAA

by Sqaith May 3, 2005

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

Toh - ss

by Me May 10, 2003