buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Dinosaur with 500 teeth

Something your friend has asked you to search up during class. AKA, the dinosaur called the Nigersaurus. It’s name came from its country of origin, Niger, found in Africa.

boy: “dude, search up the dinosaur with 500 teeth!”
girl: “that joke isn’t funny you know, it’s not even bad..”
boy: “you’re boring as hell.”

by batteryacid_104 October 20, 2023

Taco Bell Teether

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.

Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.

by Blumpkin_Lover May 18, 2024

Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.

Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

by von groovy July 5, 2024

Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024

bare your teeth

show me that you've still got it to deal with whatever is holding you back or confronting you

eddie: I've got into a problem with some people
friend of eddie: you've got to bare your teeth to them or else they're gonna mock you and disrespect you
eddie: you're right, i'll bare my teeth to them

by DigitsMock January 28, 2025