Tiktok

A stupid fucking app that brainwashes little children to do stupid trends.

Omg have you seen that TikTok!

by Jaxy 💕 November 11, 2022

TikTok

the white girl apocolips

white girl: I just got TikTok
sane person: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
the girl was infected by the TikTok virus

by spoockyghost123 May 24, 2024

tiktok

No one actually thought it was possible but they found real pure liquefied cancer.

1: do you have tiktok?

2: don't know, I haven't been to the doctor in a while

by TheOneTrueLord February 16, 2020

Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

Tiktok well

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media

that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.

I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.

"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."

"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"

by The punny rascal July 20, 2022

that song came from tiktok

A phrase used by stupid 7-year old tiktokkers who are annoying af

Me: listens to music
7-year old: tHaT sOng CaME frOm tIktOk
Me: shut up your dad left you

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 8, 2023

TikTok Rizz Party

A TikTok Rizz Party started on TikTok (obviously) it’s a party where a bunch of teens dance to the song carnival and sway around like they’re the main characters…also Turkish quandale dingle is my man and now that I said it nobody else can say it

Person 1-Hey did u see the TikTok rizz party on TikTok?
Person 2-Haha yea it’s so funny it’s literally brainrot

Person 1-yea but Turkish quandale dingle is so fine
Person 2-hey you can’t say that cuz safia already said that and she mogs u

by anonymous June 13, 2024