Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

kermit suicide

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui

mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide

by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

by Dog talk November 18, 2010

Suicide Squad

A shitty movie. The Joker "dies"

Dude: did u see suicide squad
Girl: I want to break up with you for watching that movie

by I GOT A 11 INCH April 15, 2018

[Suicide Bomb]

Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.

Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.

by Slamtera January 29, 2009

Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.

Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?

by Wolf89 September 30, 2012