kermit suicide

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui

mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide

by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

by Dog talk November 18, 2010

Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

Suicide Squad

A shitty movie. The Joker "dies"

Dude: did u see suicide squad
Girl: I want to break up with you for watching that movie

by I GOT A 11 INCH April 15, 2018

[Suicide Bomb]

Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.

Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.

by Slamtera January 29, 2009

homo suicide

Killing yourself in the gayest way possible.

I'm having semi homo suicide tendencies

by Jeremy44 April 25, 2015