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Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
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Dildo sucker

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
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Cocky Sucker

A cocky sucker is someone who is overly confident and arrogant, often to the point of being obnoxious and annoying. They may also be easily manipulated or taken advantage of due to their inflated sense of self-importance.
Hey, watch out for that guy over there. He's a real cocky sucker, always bragging about himself and falling for every scam that comes his way!
by The Ultimate Word Master December 28, 2023
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icicle sucker

Another name for someone who gives a blowjob. When a person is giving a blowjob and they suck the cum that is strung between their mouth on the penis.
My girlfriend gives such a good blowjob she is such a good icicle sucker
by JKay65 April 22, 2018
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Dick sucker

A dick sucker is a word used to describe someone who leaves you and comes back at when it is most convenient. Much like my ex girlfriend.
Man this bitch I swear she’s such a dick sucker”
by Fantastic panda June 13, 2023
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Sandal Suckers

The Bootlickers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump also praise Jesus making them all Sandal Suckers!
by Melachi Delian December 31, 2024
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