Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

HAM DANGLER

when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.

see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids

"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"

beanbagging

by ham DURGLER August 21, 2013

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Raw Ham

When you bare ass fart in someone's face. Usually, it's one of those farts where you gotta make sure you didn't leave anything behind on your friend's face.

Yo I gave Ryan a wicked raw ham last night, he was wheezing in his sleep from it.

by YogurtSlinger69420 August 10, 2020

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009

grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.

Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.

by hamenjoyer08 April 19, 2022

ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014