squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

squirrel bombed

The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.

A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.

by spacepussy August 21, 2009

Yellow Squirrel

The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions

Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally

by Gelid Crystalum July 3, 2011

squirrel extravaganza

(noun)A delicious commonly made drink sold for 4.95. To please a party of 2 it consists of a 12 oz beer (preferably light), 4 oz. white wine, and 12 oz. iced tea (arizona).

sometimes used to describe a party of squirrels (usually high class).

I made a squirrel extravaganza when i was wasted at a beach house for me and my friend and it was delicious.

by joesph paveleski May 2, 2010

flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.

Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020