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squaddie

a member of the british military.while the military in the UK is respected, squaddies due to their pig headed, loutishness are not.
they posess charactaristics of jocks (US).
squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:-
-muscly with buzzed or very short hair
-tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs
-dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty

these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby.
95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
do we have to go out on thursday?...everyone knows that thursday night is squaddie night which means they will be out in full force, drinking, shagging, punching, shouting and bottling their way through town...
by jay31189 March 21, 2011
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Goon Squad

The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009
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squab job

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises
She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird
by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015
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squab eye

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.
Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!
by Deeb619 August 25, 2015
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Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.
Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.
by munch! munch! October 9, 2015
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squaddy

Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds
' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '
by Weeandy July 20, 2016
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