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i will full smash you bro

A threat that is used predominatly by people who are definately not going to inflict any damage of any kind upon you. Found mostly to be used by a vietnamese and a half asian kid residing in Melbourne, both who have done plenty of smashing.
Jimmy: I will full smash you bro!
Jules: I will full smash YOU bro!
(begin pushing each other)
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Pass, Pass, Smash 

An X rated version of Duck, Duck, Goose. The game consists of a group of at least 5 girls sitting around in a circle and one guy outside of the circle. The guy walks around the circle and says pass to each girl until he reaches the girl that he is trying to get with, where he says smash. Once this happens the guy runs around the circle and if he is able to sit down in her spot before she tags him then the girl has to fuck him. If the guy gets tagged, well then he's a pussy.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that Sierra fucked DeQuan?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but she lost in Pass, Pass, Smash. That nigga was too damn quick!"
Pass, Pass, Smash by moxsie August 13, 2014

Booty Smash 

Booty smashing is the art of booty clapping exept way louder. It's often done on que by a large black BBW over a chair. They are the best when the bottom is nice and oily.
My gosh. Did you see that girl booty smash on redtube?
Booty Smash by booty clap lord October 21, 2008
A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
Hey want to go play some 40 Smash, tonight?
40 Smash by Chip Cook January 2, 2009

Keyboard Smash 

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Keyboard Smash by BOT1games April 20, 2019

fupa smash 

A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
fupa smash by Dick Walk May 8, 2008

garbage smash 

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
garbage smash by King Jay December 11, 2007