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shittyshop

When someone tries to "photoshop" a person or object into a picture but does a shitty job of doing it. Commonly done as a joke. Usually a result of using Microsoft Paint.
He shittyshopped his girlfriend in the picture after she got mad she wasn't invited
by Natera January 24, 2011
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Shitty Mickey

When a man fucks a woman whilst taking a shit on the toilet, and his balls slapping her ass make marks that resemble Shitty Mickey Mouse ears.
My girlfriend was in the bathroom so I busted through the door and served her with a Shitty Mickey!
by Dick Roque February 26, 2011
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Shittyshayla

A self centered girl, who likes to drag everybodyy into her probablemss, she feels its necessary to ruin lives. this creature shits herself. and has no friends.
girl 1 : wanna sing a song?

girl 2 : the song about that one bitch

girl 1 : Yeah! Shittyshayla shit herself
by house27 August 1, 2011
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Shitty

When Something Doesn't Come Out The Way You Thought It Would.
Boy : Ayyyyyeeeee, We Finna Party
Big Sister : WE ARE ! You Staying Home, Don't You Feel Shitty ?!
by LaniiGirl June 24, 2011
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Shitty Shit Balls

"Aww! Shitty shit balls!" (When trying to rember Stephanys name)
by thesumis182 October 21, 2012
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shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up
"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "
by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016
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shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
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