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shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
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shitty

When Male Or Female wants go to the city with mates so they write shitty instead of city. a lot of the time people who say this like men and are asian.

this is also a sign of anger issue or autism.
Fuck boys come SHITTY!
by Jacked_Up_Joe October 3, 2019
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Shitties

Man that girl hot but she got some shitties
by A snail February 26, 2015
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Shitty Botty

Shitty Botty is a nickname you give someone who openly lets rip and it stinks so bad that it smells like a skunk had a bad curry.

Shitty Botty can replace their first and last name, so you can call them Shitty for short
Oi Shitty Botty that fucking pongs! Get yourself to the colonoscopy clinic asap!
by UrMomPongz December 2, 2025
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Shitty

This is shitty and life IS shitty and things are just controlled by some bullshit and some fuckton of damn shitload. Fucking hell and shitty is the word for that SHIT. Now get out your Fucking HW and do ur fuckton of Fucking work! Thats what the fucking teachers say! Get your ficking guns and start killing people. Now fuck yea!PIS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE!!!
Hey teacher! Your shitty!
Teacher: Your a motherfucking son of a bitch
by Fy625 August 23, 2019
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Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019
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shitty kawi rider

any mf named brendan smith riding a kawi
goddamnn brendan is a shitty kawi rider
by 925.ybf December 29, 2022
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