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SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
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fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.
I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.
by ulticoach May 3, 2018
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Hollywood season

Giulia just said this to you and you feel really fucking stupid
“It’s the Hollywood season” (you think she meant to say holiday but she didn’t)
by Giuls December 27, 2023
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Dick hunting season

A girl that is always horny and is dick crazy she's always hunting for new dick.
That girl is always looking for new to it must be dick hunting season
by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025
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Ball Dropping Season

The Season where boys in Middle school come back with thier voices sounding deeper, hair in thier ass, and an Adam’s apple
His voice is still high so ball dropping season hasn’t arrived yet
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
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Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.
Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!
by palmerj December 29, 2021
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Pearling Season International

A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.
'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'
by Qatarslander999999999 September 21, 2023
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