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Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus
“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”
by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025
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santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”
by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020
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Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Secret Santa

Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.
by littlebigx July 20, 2019
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Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
by gossip rat December 2, 2020
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Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.
You've been Santa Clause'd!
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025
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