roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006

roast beef

a black chicks vaginal lips

The spreading of the vaginal lips when a woman gives birth and the baby's head is coming out.

I guess Joe brought home more than the deli- look at the roast beef on that chick!

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

roaster

A girl or woman who is hot. A play on "hottie", but a roaster is slightly hotter than the average hottie. To "roast" is to be a hottie.

Whoa, check her out---she's a real roaster!" Also as a verb: "she roasts!"

by witchdoc64 April 20, 2011

roast beef

A vagina in which the inner lips hang out farther than the outer lips. This shit is straight NASTY

His ex has some roast beef

by - May 13, 2005

sunday roast

when an old man talks about getting laid, only to find out he made love to the sunday lamb cutlets.

oh fuck it, grandads made the sunday roast again this week. only give me two lamb cutlets.

by jake16 June 14, 2007

Roast Turkey

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.

Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.

by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017