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Borderline Retarded

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 4, 2020
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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.
by Creatively Retarded May 21, 2020
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i_retardedfunny

This is very i_retardedfunny
by u_retardedfunny August 3, 2021
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Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022
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Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
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Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022
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