marrying your right hand

Beating your meat

Masturbating (males)

Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)

by Yung.dagga.dikk September 2, 2017

Trying to get right

To ask to go out with someone

“ aye boo you trying to get right ?” I could treat you good

by hijbbdyuhbc May 31, 2018

Blame Ben am I right?

It's when you want to blame someone for something or something you did and you don't want to be blamed then you just blame Ben am I right?

Me:oops I accidently killed you...

Someone:wow how rude.

Me:welp you know what that means..

Me:blame Ben am I right?

by Lirainbow May 22, 2019

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This is the name that comes up when you accidently click and drag the background next to the search input on urbandictionary.com

whats good chief, what the fuck you searchin for?
oh you mean,htp://static2.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1256264671yeh, what dat bizniz iz?oh, i fucked up and clicked on the background on this website

by THORTHOR October 23, 2009

vast right-wing conspiracy

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.

The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003

Looking at the right side of the grass

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009

Divine Right of Sheik

Doctrine and generalizing statement outlying all powers and greatness of Sheik(BFS)-Big F*cking Sheik. This right which may be claimed at any time, but technically is used in most instances, gives full discretion to the befour mentioned entity to do and to say whatever he sees fit.

The doctrine of Divine Right of Sheik may be used to defend the brotherhood/sisterhood of the KTR/P-UNIT ASSOCIATION by any means possible.

by Sheik July 2, 2004