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Red sux

-The official term for a Red Sox fan.

-One who claims they have the greatest team in baseball although they have taken a back seat to the Yankees their entire existence.

-A fag.

-Someone who likes the actual red sock.

-Someones whose team finally won a World Series after 80+ years, and now think they deserve to be considered as great as the Yankees.

-Someone with a small cock.

-A team of players from mostly Hispanic Descent.

-The team "Big Popi" the pipe smoker plays for. Sure he can hit home runs, but what else can he do?

-A big fag.

-Says I the red sock ranger
That Red Sux fan sure is a big fag with a small cock that likes a worthless team of loser spics.
by Red Sock Ranger August 11, 2006
mugGet the Red suxmug.

red cup

The harbinger for consumption of alcohol in undergraduate colleges everywhere. The irony is that the original intention was to conceal the content of the cup, as the drinkers are all underage, versus a clear plastic cup that gives away the amber goodness intrinsic of most beers. There's been such widespread integration of the red plastic drinking cup that it's immediately obvious that a red cup signifies consumption of alcoholic beverages.
You: I'm using my red cup as my vessel for ol' Jack D. ... no one will have any idea that I'm drinking alcohol. I'm deceptive and clever.

Me: walks away, chortling in amusement.
by Jeffy Dahmer May 6, 2006
mugGet the red cupmug.

red sea

what will keep you from having sex for at least a week.
Damn, she got the red sea. Time to look at some porn.
by 5p1k3 November 19, 2003
mugGet the red seamug.

red necktie

After screwing a girl on the rag, proceed to clean your bloody penis off in between the females funbags resembling a red necktie.
Tiffany was unknowingly sporting a red necktie at the black necktie affair in the office the next morning. Another nine to fiver and probably a five to niner for her afterwards.
by philliesfinest April 6, 2008
mugGet the red necktiemug.

red beam

the laser light pointer that hi-tech teachers used to use until the bad kids hijacked them to point out your stupid haristyle in assembly. then Snoop Dogg snaked it and taped it onto his 9mm so he can make sure he's shootin' straight despite the high levels of intoxication. UFOs might have red beams too.
I got him in the red beam and then popped his ass.
by yabanjin December 6, 2004
mugGet the red beammug.

red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
mugGet the red wafflemug.

marlboro reds

Best Cigarettes in the world
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers

Not a great starter cigarette

Ref cowboy killers
Person 1: Hey can I bum one? Mine are in the car.
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back
by Lyssa Ann January 25, 2011
mugGet the marlboro redsmug.

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