cotton patch

A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.

The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.

Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."

Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"

All: LOL

by HexMaster August 16, 2007

bicatine patch

Bicatine is derived from the word bicky + nicotine. Bicky is derived from the popular term disco biscuit another term for the party drug ectasy.

Jake get your bicatine patch on.

by Beau Hooper April 29, 2008

Pitchin'

A word that combines the words "Pimpin'" & "Bitchin'." Perfect for all exclamatory occasions.

Best used conservatively and around a selective audience.
Warning: If you mumble, it loses its meaning.

Mike: "Those new kicks are pimpin'"
Jeff: "Nah nah nah man, they're bitchin'"
Kumar: "You fellas is both right! they pitchin'!"

by Roger Cedeno May 3, 2009

Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.

Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.

by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013

SACy patch

to bind ones testicles in a sandwich bag full of feces, while your partner nibbles on them, during two finger sphincter stimulation.

"man my balls are sore from that sacy patch last night"!
" Yeah and i bet they still stink too"!

by miimo October 29, 2006

snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003