pushing up daisies

A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"

Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"

Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."

by koolkid... October 7, 2009

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pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.

That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

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jizz in pussy

Prerequisite for conception: creating a child.

If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle

Parenthood ought last longer.

A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.

by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012

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cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

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pumpkinizing

Becoming sleepy and needing bedtime visibly, especially when talking about events that might occur past your bedtime.

From Cinderella's "turning into a pumpkin" at a certain hour, here we have events that certain people generally don't get to because it'll interfere with their bedtime.

We tried getting reservations to <snazzy restaurant>, but they only had a slot at 10pm, which we gave up because Autumn starts pumpkinizing around then.

by whydoIhavetocreateaname April 7, 2009

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