Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Prison Sauce

When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass

Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass

by Sparky92525 October 4, 2023

Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

Prison life

A game on Roblox that is never updated and exploiters have taken over. The nil sniper never came out and surely will never come out.

“Prison life is never updated!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

prison

school except it is a punishment.

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"

by school:sad December 12, 2023

proton number

The number of protons in an atom is called its atomic number (Z). This number is very important because it is unique for atoms of a given element. All atoms of an element have the same number of protons, and every element has a different number of protons in its atoms.

Me: I can name all the elements by proton number: hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon sodium magnesium aluminum silicon phosphorus sulphur chlorine argon potassium calcium scandium titanium vanadium chromium manganese iron cobalt nickel copper zinc gallium germanium arsenic selenium bromine krypton rubidium strontium yttrium zirconium niobium molybdenum technetium ruthenium rhodium palladium silver cadmium indium tin antimony tellurium iodine xenon cesium barium lanthanum cerium praseodymium neodymium promethium samarium europium gadolinium terbium dysprosium holmium erbium thulium ytterbium lutetium hafnium tantalum tungsten rhenium osmium iridium platinum gold mercury thallium lead bismuth polonium astatine radon francium radium actinium thorium protactinium uranium neptunium plutonium americium curium berkelium californium einsteinium fermium mendelevium nobelium lawrencium rutherfordium dubnium seaborgium bohrium hassium meitnerium darmstadtium roentgenium copernicium nihonium flerovium moscovium livermorium tennessine oganesson.
Tom: Yes, that’s great.
Me: And now on to the symbols: HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArKCaScTiVCrMnFeCoNiCuZnGaGeAsSeBrKrRbSrYZrNbMoTcRuRhPdAgCdInSnSbTeIXecsBaLaCePrNdPmS,EuGdTbDyHoErTmYbLuHfTaWReOsIrPtAuHgTlPbBiPoAtRnFrRaAcThPaUNpPuAmCmBkCfEsFmMdNoLrRfDbSgBhHsMtDsRgCnNhFlMcLvTsOg.
Tom: Hey, now it looks like an equation!

by bluestinger66 December 13, 2023