turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er January 01, 2018

puff pony

A puff pony is slang for a cigarette filter and used by smokers of rolled cigarettes in the Leyton/Leytonstone area of east London.

Have you got any ponies? Gi's us a puff pony

by Night Family December 22, 2013

side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick

Ted is such a side pony

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

Corona pony

After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.

Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.

by Funguy1971 September 13, 2017

Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington

She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.

by Grahamsterdam March 06, 2023