Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey, has someone let one off?" "No, it's his breath. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

pole

pole¹: a long object in a cylinder-like shape, of any material.

pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).

pole¹: "The pole was supporting the building"

pole²: "I met a Pole yesterday"

by Khizar Caliphate August 8, 2021

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Puff Pole

A pole puffer is someone engaging in the activity pole puffing. Pole on pole action, or just a pole fiddler.

Oi wizzle get over here and puff my pole, shit off ste you fat nerd i dont puff pole you nonce.

by Lethal Wizzle 1995 November 5, 2019