When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023
by muskadusa December 23, 2009
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 04, 2020
Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.
Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.
by Upton O'Goode 51 June 30, 2013
A phrase describing the improper use of prefixes, leading to the creation of words that are easy to understand the meaning of, but entirely dont exist.
Person 1: That pig just flew!
Person 2: No way that's "unpossible"
Person 1: Nah mate its "impossible" you just used a phantom-word
Person 2: No way that's "unpossible"
Person 1: Nah mate its "impossible" you just used a phantom-word
by vishaknu May 11, 2024
It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.
Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
by oliverreal November 23, 2023