Sincerely Me Paradox

A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.

Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?

Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about

Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox

Jon: bother someone else

by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

chick fil a paradox

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT

GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022

The YoungBoy Paradox

The YoungBoy Paradox refers to the ongoing "joke" across many social media platforms that states that "YoungBoy" (commonly known as NBA YoungBoy) is the best rapper ever and that he is simply better than your favorite artist. The paradoxical part of this comes in when your favorite rapper/artist is NBA YoungBoy. This would mean that NBA YoungBoy is better than NBA YoungBoy, but this is not possible since Nba YoungBoy cannot be worse than anybody.

"Yo my jhittaquantavionus have you hear of The YoungBoy Paradox?"
"Nah, whats that?"
"The theory that YoungBoy is better than himself, but can't be better than himself because he is better than everyone!"
"Huh?"

by Orbitlas June 2, 2022

No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022