Parker

A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.

Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.

by Mr. Num Nums October 20, 2008

Paralegal

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

THE PARAMEDIC

is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol

mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC

by ADAMO S July 13, 2010

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 1, 2006

the black parade

The third CD from the band My Chemical Romance
This CD gained many new fans for the band
This CD also lost many old fans
Now they are fucking emos
Which means they are sellouts
Many new fans doesn't even know that there are more than one CD from MCR..... sad, isn't it
Also the beginning of the poser movement

kasey: I love the black parade!!!
Old Fan: Cool, have you heard Head First For Halos?
kasey: What?
Old Fan: FUCKING POSER!

by No Name For Slot March 16, 2008

Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009