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No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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Tit Pants

Nigella, you'll have to do up a button or too, you're nearly popping out of your tit pants.
by Joel B1 December 16, 2011
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Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants
Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants
by Mo is gay November 16, 2019
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Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
by StingyZebra May 17, 2014
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pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"
"Pants down, Shinji."
by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023
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Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016
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broga pants

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
by Slim_peter December 20, 2019
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