by Jrfredrick August 2, 2011
Get the Padawei mug.A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
Get the Paddle Wanker mug.Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
Get the Paddle Boating mug.Een penis waarvan de eikel lijkt op een paddenstoel omdat het heel erg gebogen is.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.
by P.A.I. January 29, 2016
Get the Paddenstoelschaar mug.David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
by the padlocked boy June 12, 2010
Get the Padlocked mug.Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.
by jacks finger January 13, 2014
Get the Paddleboat mug.Game that is played in a car..while driving if a car with one headlight out is seen, someone screams padiddle and hits the roof of the car...all other people in the car must remove one item of clothing...lather, rinse, repeat
by Armstrizzle April 30, 2004
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