Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

Cotton Pickin Ninny

Cotton Pickin- referring to black slaves or niggers as they were called then.
Ninny- Nincompoop

In the end- Stupid Nigger

You cotton pickin ninny, what in Hell were you thinking?

by a cotton pickin ninny April 1, 2010

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009

pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.

Josh, Stop pecking i'm trying to listen to the instructor.

by Kenny Sawyer April 21, 2008

Picking Apples

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004

packing heat

Carrying a weapon such as a Gun or knife

Yo dat catz packin heat forreal

by Influenced StyleZ January 31, 2003