Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

by ShadowStorm64 August 28, 2010

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021

New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.

"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

by Thomas Haislip December 01, 2006

Going to Blue Slide Park

Referring to smoking. A state or place of being high.

Tyler: "Hey dude, We're going to Blue Slide Park, wanna come?"
Kaitlyn: "Hell yeah!"
Amanda: "I wanna go! "
Tyler: "Alright, let's burn!"

by TheSlideStaysBlue January 13, 2012

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 22, 2019

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"

Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.

Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.

by Nick December 21, 2004