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Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
by MSF69 March 31, 2007
mugGet the Lard-assmug.

Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.
by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003
mugGet the Ass gardenermug.

Ass Ninny

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
mugGet the Ass Ninnymug.

Narrow ass

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.
When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!
by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015
mugGet the Narrow assmug.

Ass Guy

A man who generally favors the female buttocks over everything else. It has one big pro;

It is not uncommon for a woman to have a great butt, but a large swath of women with sexy backsides are either plain looking or not so attractive facially so it makes casual dating easy since they are overall not hot enough to be choosy.
She's probably a 5/10 in the face, but dat ass! Damn! - Ass Guy
by Soul_Driver August 13, 2021
mugGet the Ass Guymug.

ass lava

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.
"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"
by Stangman68 June 23, 2006
mugGet the ass lavamug.

Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
mugGet the Ass Dragonmug.

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