funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.

A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.

by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021

Bro or Sis

Bro or Sis is usually used in chat rooms in Omegle. Its asking if you are female or male.

Are you a bro or sis?

by PukeOnMe December 25, 2015

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Bro Solid

A favour that one bro does for another without expecting anything in return.

Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"

Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"

Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"

Guy 2: "No problem"

Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 8, 2010

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014