When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.
by Scootious March 13, 2016
Get the Magic Mikedmug. "Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Mikemug. Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017
Get the Mike Perrymug. Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:
“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”
Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”
Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
by SketchyMike November 2, 2017
Get the Sketchy Mikemug. an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)
mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ja-loc August 5, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the A balless mikemug. Simply put, GOD. Known worldwide amongst drummers for his amazing double-bass grooves and his dynamic style, Mike Portnoy has played for Dream Theater since its beginning. He has also performed with TransAtlantic, OSI, Liquid Tension Experiment, Hammer of the Gods, and others. He's also a great lyricist, and an amazing person.
by Jon De Vogel December 1, 2003
Get the Mike Portnoymug.