"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Mikemug. A Famous Volleyball player. Played for Delta for 5 years and retired. Voted team captain his 5th year
I played volleyball with Mike Bergavin. All we did was set him, he was so pro
Stop setting me! set Mike, hell own it up!
Stop setting me! set Mike, hell own it up!
by Omar Lasri December 9, 2008
Get the Mike Bergavinmug. by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019
Get the Mike Hartmug. Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.
by Tommyhil July 26, 2019
Get the Money Mikemug. an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)
mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ja-loc August 5, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the A balless mikemug. Simply put, GOD. Known worldwide amongst drummers for his amazing double-bass grooves and his dynamic style, Mike Portnoy has played for Dream Theater since its beginning. He has also performed with TransAtlantic, OSI, Liquid Tension Experiment, Hammer of the Gods, and others. He's also a great lyricist, and an amazing person.
by Jon De Vogel December 1, 2003
Get the Mike Portnoymug.