Actually participates in no shave November
by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019
A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.
by Gramatron March 21, 2022
"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 06, 2012
Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:
“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”
Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”
Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
by SketchyMike November 01, 2017
Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.
by Tommyhil July 26, 2019
an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)
mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ja-loc July 13, 2005
A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 24, 2010